Comedy at Dreamland

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Comedy at Dreamland

Postby James C » 19 Sep 2013, 15:24

[b][b]Hello

Just wondering that, at the opening ceremony, there has to be some humour, or sometimes, around theme parks, they have funny jokes and things related to the surrounding area. On that basis, I have compiled a list of jokes that could be used – I wouldn’t want any payment, please keep the funds for the park. The great thing about these is that it makes a great comedy guessing game for the family; my Brother-In-Law and his family came round and we played it for hours and let me say, we were in stiches! So much so, that we all wanted to play it again but time was getting on. As per the jokes, if you wanted to market this as a game to sell on the site, please keep the money. Maybe a certificate or something would be nice but definitely no payment.
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What do you get if a Milk Float crashes into Dreamland?
Creamland

What is Dreamland’s favourite fish?
Sea Breemland

If fourteenth century French executioners visited the Dreamland site, what might they want to call it?
Guillotineland

If the Harlem Globetrotters used the Dreamland site as a training area, what would they rename it as?
KareemAbdulJabeerland

If Elton John played a gig at the Dreamland site, what would internet sites and locals refer to the site as?
Seemstomeyoulivedyourlifelikeacandleinthewindland

What is Dreamland’s favourite Monkees song?
Daydreamland Believer

What is Dreamland’s favourite part of a pair of trousers?
The Seemsland

What would Dreamland be renamed if Dracula managed it?
Screamland

What would Dreamland be renamed if a paper factory lorry crashed into it?
Reemland

What would Dreamland be called if a music conductor bought it?
Semibreveland

What would Dreamland be called if the England Football Team practised there?
Teamland

What would Dreamland be called if they held office training workshops there?
Team-buildingland

What would Dreamland be called if it could smile?
Beamland

What would Dreamland be called if a floor joist lorry crashed into it?
Beamland

If Dreamland had many solar panels to provide electric, what would it be known as?
Sunbeamland

If Dreamland got angry, what would it call itself?
Aggrievedland

If a lorry carrying butchers knives crashed into Dreamland, what would it be called?
Cleaverland

If life started on the Dreamland site, and Adam left, what would it be called?
Eveland

If Dreamland became distrustful, what would it rename itself?
Disbelieveland

If Dreamland was open until dawn, what would it call itself?
Moonbeamland

If Dreamland was highly polished, what could it call itself?
Gleamland

If Dreamland suffered the death of a close relative, what would it be known as?
Griefland

If a major road ran through Dreamland, and cars were overtaking each other, what could it be known as?
Slipstreamland

If Dreamland became envious, what could you call it?
Greenland

If eskimos moved into Dreamland, what would it be known as?
Greenland

If Shakin Stevens performed a concert in Dreamland, what could it be known as?
Greendoorland

If gardeners had an exhibition at Dreamland, what could the local press refer to it as?
Greenfingeredland

If a Railways ran through the Dreamland site at the turn of the century, what could it be referred to?
Steamland

If a health conscious manager took over Dreamland, what could they potentially call it?
Steamedvegetableland

If a river was found beneath the surface of Dreamland, what could you rename the area as?
Streamland

If totalfilm.com moved their premises onto the site, what would the media possibly refer to it as?
Streamingmoviesland

If Dreamland had a place of learning on site, what could you call it?
Achieveland

If Dreamland became slightly annoyed, what would it rename itself?
Peevedland

If a craft fair operated on the site, what could the organizers call it?
Weaveland

If a hair transplant clinic opened on the Dreamland site, what would locals call it?
Weaveland

If a Javelin-throwing simulator was part of the new Dreamland, what could the promotional posters refer to it as?
Stevebackleyland

If a well-known band from the sixties played a concert, what could they call it on the night?
SteveMillerbandland

If they showed the film Planes, Trains and Automobiles at Dreamland, what could they rename the site?
Steve Martinland

If a Snooker exhibition was played on the site, what could the site be potentially be renamed as?
SteveDavisland

If a wildlife sanctuary was part of the new site, what could Dreamland be marketed as?
SteveIrwinland

If there was a prison in Dreamland and someone escaped on a motorbike, what would the headlines in the news likely to be?
SteveMcQueenland

If Apple released a memorial to their late founder on the Dreamland site and applied for the naming rights, what would their proposal for a new title be?
Steve Jobsland

If a famous film director decided to make a film on the site, what could it be known as?
Steven Spielbergland

If a top rock band from the 70’s and 80’s performed at the site, what could it be known as?
Queenland

If an Australian conglomerate bought shares in Dreamland, what could they potentially change the name to
Queensland

If her majesty, Elizabeth II, visited the Dreamland site, what honour could she bestow on it?
Queenland

If a bed-making company had their premises on the Dreamland site, what could they call it?
Queensizedbedland

If a moisturising skin lotion company sponsored Dreamland, what could they call it?
ColdCreamland

If a bakers sponsored Dreamland, what could they potentially call the site?
Creamcakeland

If Diana Ross bought the Dreamland site, what would she want it to be known as?
Supremeland

If an Indian Tea Distributors moved onto the Dreamland site, what would they potentially rename the site as?
Darjeelingland

If a nineties pop band decided to perform at the site, what would it say on the flyers that were distributed?
D;reamland

If a paint manufacturers and interior design team moved onto the Dreamland site, what would they refer to it amongst themselves?
Colourschemeland

If three ice cream trucks, carrying vanilla, chocolate and strawberry ice creams, crashed into Dreamland, what could it be known as?
Neapolitanland

If natural resources were found under the Dreamland site, what would the press likely refer to it as?
Coalseemland

If Heinz sponsored some of the rides at the site, what could they refer to it as?
Bakedbeanland

If the Dreamland site was only open to tall, thin people, what could the site potentially be renamed as?
Beanpoleland

If Michael J Fox opened the new Dreamland, what could the advertising say?
Teenwolfland

If Levi’s opened a store at the Dreamland site, what could they refer to it as?
Jeansland

If Wayne Rooney’s wife opened a dress shop on the site, what could they call it?
Colleenland

If a cookery exhibition operated on an infrequent basis at the Dreamland site, what nickname may they give it?
Cuisineland

If a music accompaniment factory operated on or near the Dreamland site, what could they potentially call it?
Tambourineland

If Dreamland only opened on one day of the year, October 31st, what could they call it?
Halloweenland

If the French band, Oui3, decided to make an offer for the sites naming rights, what could they potentially call it?
Whatdoyoumeanweneedabreakfromtheoldroutineland

If Hugh Jackman was a regular visitor to the site, what would the local media likely refer to it as?
Wolverineland

If Dreamland was underwater, and had a periscope, what could it be known as?
Submarineland

If Dreamland was managed by a prominent member of the rock band Kiss, what would it likely be known as?
GeneSimmonsland

If Dreamland hosted regular Star Trek conventions, what would the local media likely refer to the site as?
BeammeupScottyland

If Dreamland was sponsored by a leading bed distributor, what might they consider changing the name of the site to?
SleepOnaBedofDreamsland

If Dreamland was visited by people who enjoyed smiling a great deal, what could they call the park?
Beamingland

If Dreamland was visited by people who were interested in spectral hauntings and goings on, what would the site likely to be called?
Seenaghostland

If Dreamland served alcohol based on ancient recipes, what could they potentially re-name the site as?
Meadland

If Dreamland was run by people who put money before the site and its patrons, what could the local media refer to it as?
Greedland

If a maternity centre became part of the Dreamland site, what could it effectively be known as?
Breedland

If Dreamland was hit by persistent rain over a sustained period, what could they refer to the site as?
Teemingdownland

If Dreamland featured clips from well-known films on the Dreamland site, what could they potentially call the site?
Moviescenesland

If Dreamland was sponsored by a well-known tinned Sweetcorn manufacturer, what could they potentially want the site to be renamed as?
Greengiantland

If Dreamland sourced dairy products from Devon and sold them, what could the site be known as locally?
DevonshireIceCreamandClottedCreamland

If Dreamland was bought and operated by the long-term partner of actor, Ted Danson, what could they potentially want to rename the site as?
MarySteenburgenland

If the land was purchased and owned by a Rolling Stones guitarist, what could they potentially call the site?
Keithrichardsland

If the land was purchased and owned by a well-known puppeteer and associated puppet, what could the local media brand the site as?
KeithHarrisandOrvilleland

If the producers of Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat bought the Dreamland site, what could it be known as locally?
AnyDreamwilldoland

If the surviving members of the group Mama’s and the Papa’s suddenly decided to purchase the site, what may they likely refer to the site as?
CaliforniaDreamingland

If the popular performing artist, Billy Ocean, decided to stop performing and manage the Dreamland site, what might he want to call it?
GetoutofmyDreamsgetintomycarland

If Susan Boyle was employed to perform the official opening ceremony of the Dreamland Heritage Site, what might the national and local media refer to the occasion as?
Idreamedadreamland

If an 80’s Music Festival was to perform on the Dreamland site, what may the people locally refer to it as?
Togetherinelectricdreamsland

If a festival of childrens literature and music was organized for the Dreamland site, what could they potentially call it?
Tengreenbottlesland

If Tom Jones performed at the Dreamland site, what could they market his performance as?
Greengreengrassofhomeland

If Dreamland won an award for hygiene and good order, would could the local media refer to it as?
Cleanasawhistleland

If Dreamland operated a large lost property unit for the area, what could the site be potentially known as?
Redeemedland

If a former star of two and half men decided to buy into Dreamland and help with the operation, what could people describe it as?
CharlieSheenland

If the Dreamland site housed a museum dedicated to professional motorcycle riders past and present, what could the local media nickname the site as?
BarrySheeneland

If the Dreamland site was sponsored by a popular brand of polish, what could they consider calling the site?
MrSheenland

If the Dreamland site was owned and operated by a popular Scottish 1980’s pop singer, what would people locally potentially call the site?
SheenaEastonland

If the Dreamland site was owned and operated by a team of strict Victorian governesses, what would they potentially want to rename the site as?
Childrenshouldbeseenandnotheardland

If the popular recording artist, Bill Withers, bought and owned Dreamland, what would the name of the site potentially be called in the eyes of the local press?
LeanOnMeland

If Dreamland was taken over by a crack commando unit that was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit, what could they want to call the site?
TheATeamland

If Dreamland was owned and operated by popular jazz/rock combo, Steely Dan, would could the site affectionately be known as?
Steelydanland

If Dreamland was found to have fast flowing, narrow air currents on the site, what could it potentially be known as?
JetStreamland

If David Bowie bought a majority shareholding in the Dreamland Heritage Park, what could be potentially want to rename it as?
JeanGenieLand

If an actor from the popular television show, “Life on Mars”, decided to buy into the Dreamland site, what could he think about renaming the site as?
GeneHuntland

If an exhibition of men’s grooming products took place on the Dreamland site, what could they market it as?
ShavingCreamland

If the staff at the new Dreamland Heritage Park were offered bonuses for good service, what could they nickname the site as?
IncentiveSchemeland

If the staff at the new Dreamland Heritage Park were found to be guilty of selling wares above their true value, what could the local media refer to the site as?
Fraudulentschemeland

If the staff at the new Dreamland Heritage Park had a staff football team, and they went the whole season without conceding a goal, what could they refer to themselves as?
CleanSheetland

If the staff at the new Dreamland Heritage Park all successfully passed their employment medicals, what could the site be nicknamed as locally?
Cleanbillofhealthland

If the staff at the new Dreamland Heritage Park were warned about honesty and its appropriated values, what could they nickname the site as?
KeepYourNoseCleanland

If the Dreamland site sold signs that were used in Gentleman’s and Ladies Lavatories, what could the local and national press potentially call the site?
NowWashYourHandsland

If the new Dreamland site won every national award possible for theme park excellence, what could the press potentially nickname the site as?
CleanSweepland

If Costa Coffee or Starbucks sponsored the site, what could people potentially refer to the Dreamland site as?
CoffeeBeanLand

If a Police Informant managed and bought a majority shareholding in the Dreamland site, what could people nickname the park as?
SpillTheBeansLand

If a team of accountants took over and managed Dreamland, what could the local media refer to the site as?
BeanCounterland

If a gym and bodybuilding centre operated out of the Dreamland site, what could they potentially call it?
LeanAndMeanLand

If the new owners and staff of the Dreamland site were enormously eager to start and run the site, what could they refer to the site as?
KeenAsMustardLand

If the writers and performers of the 1960’s song, Hippy Hippy Shake, were to buy the Dreamland site, what could they want to rename the site as?
SwingingBlueJeansLand

If Dame Maggie Smith decided to purchase and run the Dreamland site, what could the press potentially nickname it as?
PrimeofMissJeanBrodieLand

If a prominent Whisky manufacturer bought into and acquired a majority shareholding in the site, what could they want to rename the site as?
JimBeamLand

If divorce lawyers operated on the Dreamland site, what could the local people refer to it as?
CleanBreakland
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Re: Comedy at Dreamland

Postby ripnet » 20 Sep 2013, 21:14

hahaha :) love it ...
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